Illegal activity by me

My mate, Gerry, has given me his Cobra Jumbo Driver (very generous of him-even though he is a kopite)
I had a go of it at Bowring Park-after a couple of holes it was putting 40 yards on my drives-it's bloody excellent.
It has a COR (Coefficient of Restitution) of 860.The COR is a measurement of springiness of the clubface-the higher the number, the greater the spring effect.
I've found out that the R&A have banned any club with a COR greater than 830.
Gerry-you twat.

We're up and running

Ok it took Phil Neville's briiliant tackle on Ronaldo to do it-but since then we haven't looked back.
Another away win this week end at De Hammers puts us just 3 points behind Manu.
Incidentally I think Neville has been excellent the last 4 or 5 games-not so Yakubu.
Fellani back next week and Castillo nearly ready as well-things are looking up.